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Post by Tony Atkins on Oct 12, 2011 22:49:12 GMT -5
Found this on another forum, and thought it was little amusing, but not as amusing as BIG JIM! Haha!
How Do You Know If You're A Powerlifter?
If you cant count past 5 but can multiply by 45 in your head.
If you have ever paced back and forth in front of a loaded bar before a set to intimidate the weight.
If you check squat depth by using the toilet.
If more then 5 reps per set is considered cardio.
If you have ever wondered about the protein content of dog food.
If you think about your next meal while still eating one.
If your friend say during a meal"how are you going to ever be a superheavyweight when you eat like a 308.
If hearing someone at your gym say i just want to tone puts you in rage.
If you ever have to negotiate steps side stepping down them. consider helping your friend move as GPP.
If you've ever dropped your pencil on the ground and had to decide whether you were gonna go sumo or conventional to pick it up.
If everyone else in the gym hates you.
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